Last night, the summary at the end of the BBC weather forecast - you know, the bit that gives you a round up of what's going on in case you fell asleep during all the boring 'cold front over Northern Ireland' bits that came before it - had 3 words for this week. They were: Cold. Wet. Windy.
So my friends and I sat and decided what the weather summary will look like in summer. We decided on: Sunshine. Ice cream. Wasps.
...Because you have to be realistic.
It made us feel better.