Thursday, 29 November 2012

UNdane Photographs - MOvember in Pictures

So, unless you've been living underneath a hairless rock for the past month, you'll know that it's been Movember for nearly 30 days now. Have you grown a Mo of your own or shown some Mo Love yet? 

Here are some Movember facts for your delight, because learning stuff is fun:-

1.) Movember began in Melbourne, Australia and is now an official yearly campaign in 14 countries.
2.) In 2011, £79.3 million was raised across the globe for Movember
3.) A woman who admires the moustache and supports Movember is called a 'Mo Sister'
4.) There is research to show that up to half of male cancer cases could be prevented by making healthier diet and lifestyle choices.
5.) Parties to celebrate the end of Movember happen all over the world. At the end of Movember, obviously.

I've been on the lookout for some Mo's in the mundane this month and here is what I've discovered over the course of November. 

Me with Mo?


Dave and Drew Mo it up

Bunting Mo!

Frank Turner supports Movember and had a donation bucket at his gigs this month

Fruitcake with a Mo, of course.

Mo mug. 

Lego Owlie Mo

Happy Mo, everyone, and don't forget to donate to the cause for men's cancers and depression here (clickety click).

Saturday, 24 November 2012

Scrapbooking Odd Business Cards

Here are some awesome business cards I picked up from my friends' stalls at the SE20 Craft Fair that happened in South London recently. 

1 - Gareth Morinan Comedian
2 - Susan Oliver Artist
3 - Giada Garofalo Photographer

Sunday, 18 November 2012

Mixtape Wednesday:- Storyteller Songs

Here's a playlist of songs that tell a story. It's that simple. 

1.) M83 - Raconte-Moi Une Histoire

A song that reminds me a little of Sesame Street at first, but it's simple and innocent and lovely, and it builds into a beautiful instrumental after the narration stops, one that needs a sunny day and perhaps a road trip to make it sound absolutely perfect. The story is about a frog and how the world can look like a giant cupcake.

2.) Suzanne Vega - Tom's Diner

When talking about making this playlist, the Suzanne Vega song that got suggested to me was Luka, which is a beautiful and sad song. But when it comes to storytelling, it has to be this track. I've been listening to this song for years and I can picture exactly what the diner looks like. It's in London, it's January and it's raining. In my head, it's near Butler's Wharf on the south bank. I don't know why.

3.) Ice Cube - It Was a Good Day

I like that Ice Cube's idea of a good day includes a cooked breakfast, none of his friends getting shot and lots of sex. But really, what more could you ask for? Awesome song but worth a listen just for the line 'even saw the lights of the Goodyear blimp/and it read Ice Cube's a pimp'

4.) Tracy Chapman - Fast Car

A song about escaping and making something different of your life. Something I'm sure everyone thinks about doing at some point. Oh yeah, also really sad and happy at the same time.

5.) Kate Nash - Birds

I have a huge girl-crush on Kate Nash and when her first album, Made of Bricks, came out in 2007, I thought it was the greatest thing ever, and listened to it in my car pretty much on repeat for several months. I still count it among my favourite ever albums. Kate Nash is a great storyteller and Birds (the first Kate Nash song I ever heard, on the radio in my car whilst driving alone at 80mph at midnight in the middle of winter) is a sweet little first-date love story.

6.) Frank Turner - Long Live the Queen

A sad story about a friend dying. But uplifting and happy at the same time.

7.) Harry Chapin - Cats in the Cradle

Another sad story about a guy not making enough time for his kid. This video has Harry explaining the story at the beginning. Which is nice.

8.) Incubus - Isadore

There's a lot of emo-kid style squabbling online about what this song is about, but Emmy, who suggested this song for the playlist says it's supposedly aboutIsadore S.Jachman's role in World War II. Which is a much better meaning than all of this.

9.) Team Sleep - Tomb of Liegia

An episodic, haunting story about a crime,a punishment and a ghost, told over several decades. It sends a chill up my spine. The title references Edgar Allan Poe. Who also sends a chill up my spine.

10.) Save Ferris - Under 21

A fun song with an awesome brass section, about being too young to get into a show, a gig or a club. And yeah, we've all been there. Wearing a tiny skirt was just one of many ways we used to blag our way into bars as 17 year olds. See also: copious amounts of make-up, pretending to have lost your ID, trying to sneak past the bouncers, bursting into tears...

So I went and got myself a plan that would work
And I went on home and got a real short skirt
And I flirt my way right through that goddamn door

11.) Tenacious D - Tribute

Because...come ON.

12.) Paul Simon - Graceland

A story about a road trip the narrator is taking with his son after the break up of his marriage. Or similar. A song that had such a profound effect on me that I did the road trip myself this year. It was AWESOME. And then saw Paul Simon performing it in London later this year. Basically, it's all about this song.

There is a girl in New York City
Who calls herself the human trampoline
And sometimes when I'm falling, flying
Or tumbling in turmoil I say
WHOA, so this is what she means
She means we're bouncing into Graceland

The Mixtape in Full:-

1 - M83 - Raconte-Moi Une Histoire
2 - Suzanne Vega - Tom's Diner
3 - Ice Cube - It Was a Good Day
4 - Tracy Chapman - Fast Car
5 - Kate Nash - Birds
6 - Frank Turner - Long Live the Queen
7 - Harry Chapin - Cats in the Cradle
8 - Incubus - Isadore
9 - Team Sleep - Tomb of Liegia
10 - Save Ferris - Under 21
11 - Tenacious D - Tribute
12 - Paul Simon - Graceland

Things We Learned: Whilst Buying Hamsters in 2005.

When I was 21 I bought a hamster. I should have known better. Here are the diary entries from that slightly bizarre, flour-baby inspired period in my too-young-to-have-children-too-old-for-small-rodent-like-pets life.

November 13 2005:

Spurred on in part by Karen and her fish buying adventures, I did something on Saturday I have been meaning to do since I moved back home - bought a hamster! Actually he was free as the shop forgot to charge me for him.
He is brown with white patches. His name is Gordon Ramsey and he is going to make me some fantastic culinary delights. As soon as he stops hoarding all his food in his little house and then weeing on it.
Aww he's so cute and fluffy and today he weed on my hand. He likes to wee.

November 15 2005:
Gordon Ramsey is doing okay. I want to buy some more tunnels to attach to his cage as I'm worried that he is bored. I thought that he slept too much until last night, when I had him in my room with me (I don't like leaving him alone). LOUDEST hamster known to man. He spent the WHOLE night climbing up the side of the cage, knawing the bars for ten minutes and then falling down splat in the sawdust, before repeating the process. This morning he was curled up again all innocent as if nothing had happened, but the nice new cage I bought him is all chewed up around the edges. You can see all the places where he's tried his hardest to get out in the night. Naughty hamster. I keep waiting for him to display some kind of culinary talent, but all he does is painstankingly transfer all his food from the bowl to his little house every time I feed him - making several journeys from one to the other - and then wees on it all once it's where he wants it. And then he goes to sleep on it. I've never seen the real Gordon Ramsey do that on TV, although really, who knows what he gets up to in private?

November 19 2005:
Gordon Ramsey is biting the bars of his cage. He wants to get out and cook some soup on the stove for me. 

November 28 2005:
-Gordon Ramsey is still okay. He likes to run in his wheel and the other day threw an enormous tantrum when I disconnected it so I could hear the TV. He kicked all the food out of his bowl onto the floor and then went and sat in the corner with his back to me. Teenagers eh?

December 15 2005:
Gordon Ramsey has grown up into an adult. Awwww. Maybe I should follow suit. 

December 28 2005:
Had a bit of a panic earlier when I realised that Gordon Ramsey had chewed up one of his toys and thought he had eaten one of the small bits and therefore was choking to death. Spent ages searching the cage for said piece whilst Gordon Ramsey climbed all over me in a state of high excitement, not looking much like he was choking. Then I found it hidden in his sawdust. Have decided to put him up for adoption because he scared the life out of me and also weed on me again. Gah.

Tuesday, 13 November 2012

Most Coveted Item of the Week: Penguins Falling Down Jumper

So here it is, a jumper that is awesome. It has penguins on it and one of them has fallen on it's face. What is not to love?

The jumper is by Run & Fly and it's existence in the world re-enforces my belief that all jumpers should have animals on, and some should be falling over if at all possible. 

Sunday, 4 November 2012

UNdane Photographs: Paris in Colour.

And so, a few weeks ago I went to Paris. I expected it to be grey (the forecast said it would rain and when is the forecast ever wrong?) and it wasn't. It was bright, and full of colour. It was unexpected. I remembered the pages I had ripped out of a magazine a few months previously, and stuck on my wall - photographs from the book Paris in Color by Nichole Robertson. You can read the story of that here.

Blue was first and now it's yellow's turn.

UNdane Monday:- Where's Wally: Geek Edition

For Where's Wally and general sci-fi geek fans everywhere...can you find him?

Friday, 2 November 2012

UNdane Postcards:- Romance, History and Blogging.

Here's a blog I've fallen in love with:- A Postmodern Pre-raphaelite . It's a romantic take on London, written by an awesome redheaded lady with a quirky sense of style and a unique way of looking at things. Check out her most recent post about the ghost of the Pink Lady.

Reading this blog has made me want to dig out the absolute quaintest, most retro and most theatrical of my postcards. So here they are:- 

Thursday, 1 November 2012

UNdane Event:- SE20 Craft Fair

If you are local to south London - this is happening in two days time!

The poster design is by artist Karen Wall.

The UNdane is about bringing together lots of awesome little things from lots of different people. All the artists coming to the fair have a skill or trade that they use to create things that make people happy. 

Come to the fair if you live in London! If you live in Russia and you found this blog because you were Googling 'guinea pigs in hats' then...come anyway!